i just saw a foot job.
porn is incredible...
i wish my apartment had room service that i didn't have to pay for.
I think we should bring back the casual nipple tassel
Guess who was PASSED OUT ON A BMW. I shit you not
Stop it right now
This time face forward
There are five fire trucks here and needless to say my booty call left so come back home whenever you like
It's Breast Cancer Awareness Month!!!! What random hook up should check my tata's this year?!?!
Well I mean enduring a 45 minute conversation about C-sections was worth the 9 jello shots those soccer moms gave me.
I just sat watching friends in the bathtub by candlelight...nights like this make me wonder if I ever want to be in a relationship again
He was telling me about how he's leaving on his Mission next week... While we were having sex in the back of his car.
Taking body shots off hot Camren. Get here now.
i don't know when underwear became an acceptable clothing choice for parties, but god help me i hope this isn't a passing trend.
You think that was bad? One time my parents found my sister half naked on top of the four runner in the garage. She makes me look like the good child.
I'm just glad you didn't end up in Staten Island
I woke up naked holding a taco. My ass couldn't even make it to my bed let alone Staten Island
God, I missed his penis.
Lol. I liked you the most when we were banging random girls and trying to tag team everything. You were happier then.
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