What's proper 1 nite stand etiquette?
Say hi to his dad and make him some breakfast.
I don't know which is more embarrassing, the fact that I shat on the floor today or that I told you about it.
just did the walk of shame by his grandma. what the fuck is an old lady doing up at six am?
Just saw a guy wearing pink jeans and i bet he's straight. Fuck 2009.
it's all fun and games until somebody pulls the tampon string..
she insisted i was the anonymous guy on formspring that kept asking to bang her
Clearly I went along with it
Hey man your outta milk
How the hell do you keep getting in my apartment?!
my boss made my mugshot into an 'employee of the month' poster.
walmarts paint section shouldnt be open at 3am
She made this little rubber cap thing that looks like a brain to go on my dick. She calls it a "penis cap". Industrial design students are weird...
I just really hate taking care of things... If I can't fill it with liquor I'm not sure what to do with it.
Mom told me you snuck booze into a concert in a cheez its box...I have never been prouder to be related to you
I'm pretty sure even the managers want me to show up hungover my last day, it would be negligent and disrespectful to do otherwise
she said a prayer for the pipe you broke. she did the sign of the cross and everything
How was your night?
Good. I made people cry and run home
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