perhaps when you are drinking red wine from a tall glass with a straw it is time to call it a night.
i dont know why he would complain when i touch him there.
he just booty called me in advance instead of waiting til 3 am when hes trashed. i think thats really considerate and gentlemanlike.
dont worry about it. i always have emergency bong water with me
This needs to stop. I just vacuumed the wall. Adderall is a double edged sword.
I think I should advise against you hooking up with a guy that throws "the shocker" up in all of his pictures on facebook. Just sayin.
Totally passed out on the dealers bed after paying him all in ones so no, i dont think i'll be getting a discount soon.
Blasting venetian snares and drinking a beer. I love being an adult. It's like being a child but with beer for breakfast, better music, and no one yells at you.
He's taking me to Tao. This is going to be so weird. How do you go on a first date with a guy that has seen you naked more times than clothed?
I cant see straight, her clothes are all over my floor and I'm covered in bite marks... No I will not go to brunch with you
He gave me a script of norcos and touched my balls so overall it's been a good day.
He watches the nature channel every time I am here. It's like a manipulation technique because baby zebras will get me every time.
I woke up in bed spooning a vacuum cleaner
I want you inside me. Finish your papers.
We somehow ended up in Oklahoma. Nick's been crapping for two hours and I'm afraid to call a doctor because who the hell knows what sort of stuff goes down in the middle of nowhere. So not a great long weekend really.
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