Sorry, its so late. Remember your fat friend with huge boobs. i need her number..its an emergency
jackpot. dress really slutty so he knows you mean business
she gave me one of her senior pics and told me specifically to give it to you. In other words she still wants to suck your dick.
we turned studying into a drinking game, she drinks when she gets it right, i drink when she gets it wrong. so we'll be out soon
There should be a blender full of rum, tea, and grape jelly in the freezer. She thought it was a good idea until she blew chunks.
You couldn't stand up so I took you home, took off your makeup, put you to bed then shaved off your eyebrows. I so nearly won the responsible adult prize.
I owe you 20 bucks. My blood work did show liver damage.
Nothing says walk of shame like leather pants in daylight
I don't remember but we shouldn't have a problem. Unless drunk you encouraged drunk me not to wear a condom.
I think we have a problem.
Stoned in some guys basement listening to ELO. it's like its 1978.
He asked me if my princess crown was real and before I could say yes, he was already reaching to put it on. I'm pretending I'm asleep if he tries to have sex.
I guess that's what I get for clicking on a link that says clown penis.
She said it was unconventional for me to yell "Shazam!!" when I came inside her.
I'm sorry but if you can talk well enough to critique his oral game, he clearly needs the pointers.
Yeah! Just remind me to. I'll also bring the blow up penis
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