I totally ignored my nose and drank sour milk this morning. The tupid carton said 4/22/09. i puked everywhere..
now i know why i became what i already was.
Cleveland boys shit in their own pumpkins in their own living room. Got pictures to prove it.
We just watched planet earth in marine bio. And our prof told us that was all we were doing on 420
Man, the last time I saw you you were giving me a thumbs up while being pulled out the bar by your belt from some girl.
Blood drive hookups: you will probably faint during the sex, but at least you know neither of you has AIDS
Don't let the fact that shes seen my penis discourage you
I'll be spending 4/20 on a cruise ship, so i need a babysitter to make sure I don't reenact Titanic
I'm about to play Thunderstruck by myself, that way I'll always get the long thunder part.
ALSO, I NEED TO BORROW A CAT. ASAP
These past few weeks have been a lesson on why you don't put your penis inside girls who live in your building.
i tried giving myself a bikini wax.1. i hate you 2. i think i'm dying
I just watched an intern spill two trays of coffee inside a spinning door
Best exit from a building ever
Like, I don't need to know your life dude. I just need you to suck my tits.
He flipped a shopping cart in the back room and had to leave to make a jazz playlist. If we aren't in love then i don't know what love is.
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