Down for casual relationships, more fun than catholic missionary, bring condoms and don't get attached.
how do you tell a roommate that having sex on your bottom bunk is not appropriate even if she has a top bunk that's hard to climb to?
I told him I was prego. He asked coul we do it without a condom now since I cldn't get any pregnanter. What an a-hole.
How am I a tease?
Dude you flashed me ur vagina and walked away.
ONLY PART OF IT.
She told me I was only the second guy she slept with. I told her she was only my second Megan.
He must be back home now. He moved his box of beer from her porch to ours.
The toilet started ringing, I think I just found your phone.
Well, i'm not sure how that works so i wish both you and your vagina luck on your voyage.
The only funny part about this situation was this morning when they rounded up all the drunks in the ER, piled us into a minivan, then dropped us all off at our houses.
I've had three separate encounters with cops in the last 9 hours.... In two different states
I just fully woke up, never smoking that much weed again. I had stress dreams about your house being surrounded by a lake and we kept losing our cars in it.
Is this like a preordered booty call?
Business idea: assless chaps for toddlers. I'm high.
I have hit the ultimate fuck buddy status. We pulled over in a construction zone to have a quickie.
I'm covered in jizz and the toll booth lady knew it
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