dude she wont stop talking about little people big world...she said my penis looked like zach roloff and took a picture with her phone?
Is it weird that we showed each other our pussy's and pointed out the good and bad things about each others??
it's a girl!!
That's great, I look forward to meeting her in 18 years
Just saw a teacher from our school with his wife... Now i really know how little teachers get paid.
He is going overseas for 8 months, not only was that blowjob a going away present, but i was supporting the troops
I tried. Now my legs are bleeding and I cracked my head on the coffee table. Never taking your advice again.
I wanna take him on a special date, something that says I banged your brother but since he moved I want you
Are you still goin to the xmas party?
Yaaaa why?
Jus making sure i will have nice people i know to put a blanket over me when i pass out in the field .
My head feels like Jesus is projectile vomiting hammers on it
Im like a hedgehog. Easy to corner or get within reach, but tough to get right close to. Like a rooster with its feathers surgically replaced with razors
Made a pinky promise to a lesbian on crack in WeHo. No one knows what I promised
all i want in life is a shot and a cock is that too much to ask
we need to open a bar. a bar with... wait for it... A FUCKING BALL PIT.
LOL. Do you guys need a ride home?
No. we're home already. i just thought it was a brilliant fucking idea.
The night went downhill somewhere between the time I was triple fisting smirnoff and when I was throwing up in the yard in nothing but my bra while he talk to me about mashed potatoes
you going clubbing tonight?
well its tuesday isnt it
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