in the car goin home for fam dinner and he is silent... i think he realized how big of a whore his little sister is
As far as classy things to do in front of your ex go, throwing up on your own shirt is not one of them.
I just took a bite of a bagel at school and it tasted like weed. If I am high for my test in 2 hours I'm gonna kick someones ass
He told me about his girlfriends trust issues during our post sex spooning
you had sex with a 30 year old who doesn't have a cell phone but does have an 8 year old son.
he's 29.
He just brought me a wine glass. Full of Tequila. Ignore any texts after this one.
nothing says new school year like ambulances and police road blocks.
Lesson learned. Whipped cream will eat through a condom.
She clicked her fingers, said "here boy!", and pointed at her vagina.
The cops raided her house the day before class even started
Those assholes are becoming so efficient
Totally uneven. One tiny pussy lip that almost didn't exist and one giant lip that unfurled liked 5 different times half way down her leg and could have been used to hoist the mainsail on a pirate ship.
can i bring anything?
Any of the following: Sex doll, side dish, fruits/vegetables that look like dildos, beer
is there a theme i should know about?
Once you share a nude experience with someone and three Norwegian guys, you're bound for life.
I'm torn between wanting to wear lipstick and wanting to make out with strangers.
He’s basically a sexual superhero. A mild mannered marketing intern by day, but a very horny 22 year old with pornstar stamina at nights!
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