Dude I got a text from you at 1:30 last night and you didn't use any vowels
Haha, I didn't want to buy any... we're in a recession you know
New low: just hacked my moms facebook
Just figured out why my bed smells like weed: I just found a bowl in my pillow case?
I either just got cockblocked or saved from a lengthy court case so I'm kinda conflicted about how my night went.
Day 8 of being sober: Sniffed an empty beer bottle at a restaurent and almost licked it. This is not working
he just sent me a pic of him naked with a bucket of margarita mix hanging off his dick
I just dropped my cookie in my glass of milk and looked at it for ten minutes. Thanks for telling me you made weed cookies.
Woke up shivering behind the titty bar, With the worst leg cramps. I'm like a poster boy for responsibility.
The chlamydia really affected his face.
There is a 90 percent chance I threw up in a mailbox last night....
If you go to Tinseltown tonight. First bathroom on the left, second stall. Avoid. It's still coming to terms with what I did to it.
It would seem she's painting a bullseye right in between her legs
I remember sitting in your lap naked saying I don't want to be all looks while you gently rocked me back and forth
He was telling me how he was trying to grow up. And then 2 minutes later, he told me he was tripping on lsd for the first time.
We were high and the scary movies were scaring us too bad. Were all watching porn instead now
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