On the bright side I still get a $20 referral bonus at the plasma center even though he passed out during donation because he was so high.
Freedom, beauty, truth, and love to all. I also probably have syphilis
She made a roadhead CD. Can I marry her?
then you said,"Take this damn cabbage!" although it was actually your shirt. i found you in the elevator of his building.
Did you pour a hundred fucking pounds of sand in my car last night?
lol... you weighed it?
they call him the transporter because he'll be your designated driver in exchange for sufficient weed or sex.\n
what about money
no - he has a code he lives by
I'm at some strange place in what feels like Mexico, high and getting tacos.
Also I just learned you, Samantha, and I three-way made out at my Halloween party. News to me.
I broke out the Krispy Kreme, and am possibly having random internet sex in less than an hour. I think I got this breakup under control.
listen. he fixes things. buys me drinks and sticks his penis in my vagina. age means nothing at this low point in my life.
eating chex mix on the couch when he walks in naked and asks how he looks. are you shitting me.
There is a guy in class using a wine bottle as a water bottle. Welcome to the Faculty of Environment.
Ugh. The fucking vaginal recession is so real right now.
I'm pretty sure i doubled the number of dicks I've ever touched, last night.
yeah....try hearing them in person. it sounds like two muppets going at it
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