Should I text him? Life is confusing when you actually like someone instead of just wanting to blow them.
Just mixed Baileys and yoohoo. I feel like an alchoholic 2nd grader.
I did something last night that I shouldn't have, but I don't want to tell you because you'll probably just make it your fb status...
I see you've learned your lesson.
Just got roadhead in a driving snowstorm. That shit should be a Winter X games event.
I feel like we're taking advantage of the fact that our R.A has cerebal palsey.
Woke up this morning with a note saying "great sex, see you never". Why can't I meet more women like her?
I remember nothing of last night, but I did manage to figure out which frats I went to by the trails of straw across campus.
You insisted on calling your mixture of Bacardi & powdered milk "a Jamacian Facial."
His wife made me pancakes and let me borrow a clean shirt. Should I drop his class or use this to my advantage
Pretty sure the nurse said at one point I was in full restraints because I tried surfing my stretcher
I think my sunburn makes my ass look bigger
i fell out of the car and didnt spill my drink. come overrrr
truly a win in your book
is it acceptable to cross the border for sex?
No, I'm not a weirdo, I keep bondage straps under my matress like a normal person, not a diary.
My vagina cried when he left. I think she's about to be at war with my self respect.
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