he got wood on it!
i know. i had to sit in his lap on the plane. he also wore teva sandals.
...i was talking about hockey
she requested me as her brother on facebook.... biggest. letdown. ever.
so apparently i worked out for over an hour last night. drinking is the only way i will ever get anything done
I don't know why I've never thought to take my bong into the bathtub before.
After 2 hrs of driving around looking for him, we just found him sleeping in the bed of my truck with the cover closed, cuddling with the spare tire.
Also, I imagined that his bacne was bubblewrap and that made it much more tolerable
It's like an R Kelly music video in here. Only a matter of time before someone pisses on someone
They told you that you couldn't fit in the dryer. Man, did they eat their words. You did brake the door though.
ahhhh just came to creep and you're not there AND your thong you were wearing last night is on the floor..someone has some explaining to do
When was the last time you made a good decision when you could've made a shitty one
I had a salad today
Screwed a girl without a condom but hey at least you got your veggies
He must be a special kind of stupid to cheat on a women who works at a funeral home. Does he not understand you can get rid of dead bodies easier than most Americans?
But on a side note, how the fuck do you "accidentally " get peed on
I had to pee so bad that I snuck into the bathroom while they were in the shower. At her request, he was massaging her boobs so they could grow faster. Also there was a laser light machine.
She needs to move out. Her mom interferes with my penis being touched
A total of 3 guys left my apartment this morning. That was my first clue to my black out endeavors last night. Gotta love wine Wednesdays.
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