I just remembered we were doing butt clenching exercising with bar straws last night
There's a girl in here wearing a kaballah bracelet and a miley Cyrus tshirt. consider her judged.
Dude, I just went to take a piss and looked at my ballsack... Underneath was labled "L" and "R"
I am the drunkest girl in the tree.
Sorry, can't come over. I have to spend time with my niece. Her Dad ignores her and I don't want her to have male attention issues like you.
We got three kegs and a backhoe. Now taking bets on what charges we end up getting arrested for. Will need bail money.
Well were gunna have to wash the couch cover now...maybe even the couch, soap or fire your decision
How do you tell someone who's buying a pregnancy test to have a nice day .... Like how
The liquor stores are closed! NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO! CURSE YOU SANDY!!!!
Is it rude to ask for an autograph after giving him a blowjob in their hotel's hot tub?
Hooking up with him was lovely.. but waking up in his bed the next morning and finding double stuffed oreos... I mean.... I won
He came in two seconds and stole my pizza so I'm not counting it.
It will be the shitshow of all shitshows.
I'm so happy for you. But I still have to shave because a woman has needs and this woman needs an orgasm.
Lol, maybe a little bit. I don't know. I don't keep a super keen memory log of dicks honestly.
Randomize
