I either date the nice guys or the assholes. There isn't any in between.
You need to find a taint.
we have officially mastered the walk of shame
I'm done. I'm tired and there's a topless pic of me floating around the nation's largest 3G network.
You never go ass to mouth. That's quite possibly the most important rule Paramedic school has taught me.
As weird as that was it was probably the best advice i've ever gotten from a tranny
We made out while a LIT cigarette dangled out of the side of his mouth. Disturbing or slightly erotic?
It started out just like any other night: was watching a Zach Effron movie, drinking tequila out of a water bottle. I don't understand how this got out of hand.
I think he offered to cook me dinner or cook me for dinner. Not really sure. Just smiled and nodded.
Realistically anyone can come I don't care it's Boston what do I own boston? No. I just don't want people who are gonna give me "why are you doing that" kinda look when I take birthday shots out of my birthday babe shot glass necklace.
1. Why did we have the team Chirstmas party in November 2. Why didn't anyone tell me the coaches were invited 3. Why did coach get the giant vibrator I brought
Do you want to go soon I'm overthinking life and my butthole again
...I just added shower water to my vodka on ice\n#sendhelp
I thought one was bad but really there are two woman stupid enough to marry our brother...unreal
I seriously thought Satan had his hand up my asshole and was pulling out my soul. Never. Again.
Is it appropriate to be taking shots at 11 on sunday?
Absolutely same thing as church only different
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