there is a homeless man oan crack poledancing on a fence... now hes humping it...
Billy Mays died!
I know. And the US is beating brazil...what's wrong with the world?
Every time I find out someone else from high school got pregnant accidentally, I want to declare victory over them.
Update: Discussing lingerie with my father. He likes sheer black things. Not into the colorful stuff I wear.
I wonder if i passed any courses from last semester
I got a job at a micro-brewery. Now who made the bigger mistake, them or me?
My vagina would be awesome. I would be the most popular girl in the village.
she was masturbating to a video of herself masturbaing. She's a keeper
I'm sorry i ruined our friendship with a boner
He was showing him the picture of the 40 year old woman he made out with in Florida, turns out Chris made out with the same woman.
Go her
He brought me four big burritos and two joints! He can sleep with his bank teller any time he wants!
At one point I had two blunts in my hand and had no idea where they came from.
GIIIIRL I AM STONED AF AND I HAVE A HOMEMADE POT PIE IN THE OVEN THIS PARTY IS LIT.
I was totally going to fuck him and then his friend walked in brushing his teeth, whipped down his pants and started doing the windmill. Ultimate cock block
Wow first he impregnates you then he won't send you the sex tape you made together? Where has chivalry gone?
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