turns out gay frats are just like normal frats, only with more v-necks
I crashed her parents' car cause she was giving me road head. Its probably best to just let them think I'm a bad driver.
sometimes you have to go after what you want
true. and i really want to cum
So tasty. Tasty like a vagina with ninjas in it
I am moving slowly w him. I havent even masturbated to him yet.
After 12 shots he decided to show us knife tricks. You can figure out how it ended
we just plugged the camera up to the big screen. would you like to come see what you did last night, in high definition?
Welp. I just hopped out of his window to avoid meeting his parents... happy monday!
after i talked him through a bulleted list of why we couldn't have sex he just said "but it would be fun...."
Hangover or death. Death. I'll have a slice of death please.
walked into my roommates bathroom to her throwing up a quesadilla while singing come on skinny taco
What doesn't this kid understand that our relationship is not going past the blacked out blowjob I gave him on his birthday?
You can have my vag. Its useless without you.
Im gonna start dry humping the manequins and see if i get fired.
You know the story of the boner party, right? They got stuck in the mountains and ate each other?
It was the Donner party... boner party was the porn version...
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