idk, i just don't think periods are something you can catch in a little cup.
I was pretty stoned. I thought I needed a seatbelt at the restaurant.
if I want to go home with a foreign boy, please feel free to let me go, sober me gives you permission to let drunken me do it
I hope it's socially acceptable to wear a mesh one piece into last call tonight?
I'm 11 for 13 getting drunker than the person who's birthday it is
How are you going to come here and fuck on our couch ? That's everyones couch
I found your Halloween costume. I think you shit yourself last night
If you've never yelled, "fuck you ray Lewis" in front of your 87 year old grandfather you haven't lived
Thought about you all night last night, then I fucked the shit out of my boyfriend. Win win for me.
Friends don't let friends put redi whip in their wine
You know it's bad when I'm eating a cold chicken breast alone in bed 😕
Atleast we had sex on the couch before your ex took it from you
I guess you could say that.. I mean, we did walk in on our DD doing a keg stand thru her ass.
one week and then i'm back on the sexual grind. a party is being planned in my vagina's honor
Consume your own penis you ugly freak.
Randomize
