you remind me of a slightly lless slutty bristol palin
and you remind me of a slightly less retarded levi johnston
had another sex dream about alec baldwin...
I think I am the only girl in the world who would be proud of these scars from rug burn.
Being back home for the summer opens up so many opportunities to have sex without increasing my number
They both just did a shot, head butted each other, did another shot and then slapped each other in the face. These could be the two guys we've been looking for all our lives
we aren't going to have kids. there's a 50% chance that they would look like him. not worth the risk
And after we were done he said "Let's play a game! Who can find their clothes first"
In my next life I better get to be a bird. Fuck flying. I'm gonna shit on your car. Every. Day.
Tequila Tuesday.. tonight is the night I defeat the liquor.
I have class at 8:30 and I am not bailing you out of the drunk tank again.
He said his name was Tony, after last night I will refer to him as Tiny
Cocaine and dance dance revolution for 4 hours. I consider last night a success.
Drunk level: ugly crying in the bar upon discovery of sweet tarts and not smarties.
DETAILS
long story
just tell me the parts i wanna hear
weed, brooklyn, rough sex.
Just puked most of my soul out..
What are you, a fucking toaster ?
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