btw, but what hole was i in last night? wanna know if i have to worry
were not allowed back there because i puked on the waitresses foot while trying to order another round. for myself.
I guess i tried to text 911 last night with "someone stole my bong." Thank god that doesn't work...
I was so high i believed someone when they told me le moyne beat syracuse
This is my last and worst hangover of the decade...I almost cherrish it
She was wearing a shirt that said "Just Do Me", holding a half of a bottle of Vodka, and was screaming at her friends "PUSSY JUST SWALLOW!" before she chugged the rest of the bottle.
Dude, if you don't take her, I will.
I saw the video from Saturday. So, how much did I drink for me to think I was a duck and strip my clothes?
Is it ironic that the girl with the horse face is also on the equestrian team?
When they send me to rehab, I'm screaming your name down the halls.
Did I run into a tree or get punched in the face?
Both.
Love these next 4 months. Wake up from a college football hangover and get to put your hand down your pants and watch NFL football all day.
I almost stopped mid bj to let him know I appreciated his balls being nice to look at/have my face near. But I didn't know if that would ruin, or improve the moment.
I'd rather explain to the cops why I'm naked than why I'm drunk.
The weekend was a blur. There was vodka and penises and orgasms. I played a game of Cock Roulette and won big
From now on I'd like to be known as Rampage.
Randomize
