Mr ***** is in bed with his super hot wife giving her 18 inches of pleasure
I just put a condom on my dildo so i wouldng get another uti....most depresIng moment of.my LIFE
Should I feel badly because I just bought a really hot pregnant girl a drink after I lit her cigarette?
Just saw my neighbor passed out in his front yard, leg stretching into the road. Full beer in his hand.
I'm going to an arts college, I live next to the frat houses, and my room number is 420. god has plans for me and I couldn't be happier.
Isn't the perk of being in a relationship not having to put in effort for sex?
I seriously just washed my dick in a public restroom. That's how dirty last night got
they still hired me even though my background check came back with a warrent for my arrest.
how many dildos make it a "collection?"
Turns out the old man beside me in the waiting room was dead, but other then that it was a good day.
How big of a disservice to the economy would we be doing if we didn't drink every day holiday break?
Prop 8 repealed and I FINALLY got my period. Good day for America!!!
My ex's new girlfriends ex boyfriend is getting me my nipples pierced for Valentine's Day so who's the real winner here
Why would you keep yourself in a sharting situation
I think the moment she woke up butt naked on a mattress with her phone still on her face was the point she knew last night was fucked up
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