Was just hit on by a guy with 2 kids and one was named Rocky. I need to get out of Buena Park.
yeah, we don't understand. the wings losing for guys is like girls finding objects in their body..just weird and sad
just had a dream there were parent teacher conferences in college...scariest dream ever.
I dont know if this is a good time to tell you but im actually a freshman.. not a senior
Everything's a blur with pockets full of jello
I just realized I turned down a booty call too. To make cheesecake. God help us all
Realistically anyone can come I don't care it's Boston what do I own boston? No. I just don't want people who are gonna give me "why are you doing that" kinda look when I take birthday shots out of my birthday babe shot glass necklace.
We found him in the backyard throwing shoes onto the roof yelling "WHO BRINGS CROCS TO A HOUSE PARTY?!"
I'm sitting at work trying to dust glitter off my pants. I can't hang out with her anymore.
note to self: shower sex when you have 7 stitches in your leg is never a good idea. never.
Some girl at my gym just tried to casually drop the fact she can kegel 3 lbs...
For graduation he gave me roses, a giraffe necklace, and a butt plug. I think this might be my one shot at true love
After 7 months of nothing.. shall we throw your vagina a party? as its reinstatement into society?
You never know true fear until you're on your period in a house full of white furniture.
Just got an x-ray done of my hip and you can clearly see the outline of my penis in it. When the doctor saw it she said "wow I haven't seen one that big on an x-ray before." Pretty sure the doc and the nurses are going to be talking about me on their lunch break.
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