We are surrounded by old people. Heavens waiting room for sure.
I failed the drunk obstacle course of trying to find my bed... consolation prize... a sore ankle and "disappointed' parents.
Haha oh wow he'd be perfect. He's got everything MTV looks for in a real world cast member. Gay. Tool. From Methuen
I still havent given him the valentines day card i got him. I feel like just writting...."sorry for the horrible blow job i gave u last night." and just giving it to him.
On my way home from Vegas. Just realized my pants are inside out
I just woke up to people screaming "funnel" in my kitchen....
Happy St. Patrick's Day.
i was trying to find the best way to say come over and have sex, without saying it.
He keeps trying to sell me the forks from his kitchen drawer
My dinner guests were so drunk they never realized that I inadvertantly put Frosted Mini Wheats on the salad instead of crutons.
He was able to grab love handles during doggy style... I know we said spring break mexico diet starts next week but i think we need to start tomorrow.
It was like an alcohol war zone and you left a soldier behind.
On a toatally unrelated note, I see music in my hair
I don't think I can recall what a 23 year old cock felt like if one slapped me in the face.
It got weird I got a phone call while looking at porn and the video started playing while on the phone full on porn audio.
Apparently I was walking around with a slice of bread and wine saying, "Jesus would have wanted this." 🙄 🍞🍷
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