It's what's on the inside that counts(972): They probably have big open vaginas so the inside is no good
ugh, i have officially sinned in all of my cute clothes. i can't even wear any of them without feeling regret.
i was sitting in the back seat of her car with her boyfriend while she was driving. it was pretty awkward, but i dont think "so my dick's been in your girl's mouth too" was a good ice breaker
dude last night I threw my weed into my back yard. there is now a foot of snow. after an hour I found my weed. if I put that effort into school, i'd have a 4.0.
i think i pulled off the nice guy thing too well. it just backfired later on when she thought i was actually nice.
If you're trying to subtly tell me that I look like Connie Chung, just stop it. I already know.
what's not responsible about a pool full of beer?
You know we had a good night last night when today I opened up my Google Translate application and the language is set to Persian and the phrase to translate is "I want you to suck my dick".
I just face planted on a condom wrapper in my bed...thought of you.
You're so romantic.
my dad is now demonstrating how to start a fire with a tampon. happy fucking new year!
Went to night shots with Kayla... she punched this guy and I got his friends number. Not sure if she's the best or worst wingman ever.
But if you move out who will get drunk with me on the roof and yell at boys?!?
i wish i could say that was the first 40 year old woman from the circus I nailed
Car sex in a public place. Boo ya.
He's the first boyfriend I wouldn't cheat on. This is a really big deal for me
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