You and i never got to the, we dont care what we look like friend-stage. you know? like not brushing your teeth stage.
sorry im really high
Who keeps a bong in their car??
Kids who graduated high school two weeks ago.
I may or may not have melted a dent into the top of my minifridge with my hot glue gun, which I left on for the past couple hours unsupervised, while we were on our salvo/savers excursion. Welcome to Halloween in college.
I was so drunk i thought Kathy Griffin was funny
I'm sorry I didn't make it out, I got distracted by sparkley boobies.
The iPad is going to make my porn collection SO much more glossier... thanks steve jobs.
I don't know, I don't really wanna ask the question, "Mom why am I not circumcised?"
its not thanksgiving till you and grandpa shotgun beers out in the shed, and lose
It wasn't the stripper that gave you the hickey but I just figured out who did
Codeine + Boredom = Sprinting between my front and back door.
Yah at one point i was listening to metallica and doing pushups last night. I went thru alot of emotions.
We fucked on shrooms. It's like his dick was a beam of light and when I came I turned into a prism and my orgasms were made of rainbows.
things were going awesome until jimmy put out a cigarette in the everclear.
We were cuddling in his bed and I asked him a question and followed by making a microphone with my hand and told him to speak into it. If he never talks to me again that's probably why.
he fucked me while wearing his "Reagan Bush '84" tank and my inner democrat has never been more disappointed
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