how was the sex?
he smelled like pickles and burnt hair.
well, there's that.
his penis looked like arnold from hey arnold. it was interesting.
soo according to the calendar on my phone, I'm 5 minutes late to have sex with that guy from work. Apparently we planned this, I even set an alarm.
why was he too nerdy?
he was a tetris block for halloween
omg my older sister has been googling "how do I know if I've had an orgasm?" and "bj tips". the family laptop is not meant for this...
whenever I think of his sister, I just picture a chick with a huge beard
Its not personal, its just business. I'm the Donald Trump of blowjobs.
What should I wear?
Uhhhhh...idk? it's a gay bar
I found something that says "i'm here to party, but not fuck guys."
there's a barbecue in the shower. I'd like to know who got this to fit inside perfectly. impressive
Find me a cup with a lid so I can illegally drink in your car. I'll be there in bout 10 minutes.
I love getting kicked out of places. Its like winning a little league game
What, I can't laugh at my sister being driven crazy by Facebook randomly assigning chat significance to the guy she lost her virginity to?
I think he knows I took a picture of him. Why I don't get punched in the face more often is anyone's guess.
He told me he was my brother roommate in college after we fucked, but already knew that so I had pretend I didn't know that.. like how I pretended I finished. 2/10
When creating your wedding guest list do you put the girl you & your fiance had a threesome with under your friends or his friends?
Randomize
