so my class lasted 15 minutes this morning because this kid puked all over himself..only at radford
I can't wait to see her breast feed this thing
He noticed there was ketchup on his shirt and took it off. Noticed there were people there and put it back on. Then he saw the ketchup again. He must have taken his shirt on and off about 6 times
i remember too much of last night for it to have been successful
I need to stop drinking. Side note- we have a party bus tonight. So the drinking will have to end after that
I mean nobody wants to admit they ate 9 cans of ravioli but i did and i am not ashamed of myself
I have to stop envisioning penises as dragons.
The bed I'm sleeping in has a headboard only handcuffs could love. I'm gonna pick up a local dude and wreck that.
he has this weird thing where he watches me pee
The creepiest man is serenading me at the bar right now. I had about a quarter of a drink left and the bartender just walked over and filled it with vodka and walked away laughing.
Last night I went to spank her while she was riding me and sack-tapped myself.
I could have sworn that I went home last night... but judging from the couch I just woke up on, apparently not.
All I remember thinking is, why the fuck are there martians on the ceiling? And they were riding fruit. Like strawberries and shit.
It's official! Naked girl is back and making stir fry. Still not sure she realizes we can see her whole apartment from our balcony. Cheap beer and a show.
Idk I just think that seeing that man's Twitter always resulting in me looking for the whiskey is a bad sign
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