i voted for prop eight dipshit. more weddings = more CAKE.
Sooo, drunk me had the sense of mind to write down everything that happened last night.....I bet you thought you'd get away with what you did to my parrot.
How do I put "special brownies" into Weight Watchers?
i don't know how it's possible. but i just bought groceries for a week with the money i made off returning empties
It's what America was founded on: former hookups referring you for a job four years later.
Apparently I whispered "Jesus was here" and bailed out of the moving taxi.
Just say its a British thing. They wont know Its not. And if they say you're not British, proposition them for a post-sex game of cricket.
Yea, I had a chaperone thankfully. I'm in the fetal position attempting to eat captain crunch now.
We got to the hotel at 12AM with nothing but a plastic bag of magnum condoms and lube, while wearing glow sticks. The receptionist handed us a bunch of water bottles and said "These are on us.", not even phased by three dudes about to have a threesome. I love this town.
We need to make tonight low-budget
Is this your way of suggesting flasks?
Why do I feel like I need to drink to feel better about the things I do when I'm drunk
Alcohol won't break your heart. I mean, unless it's all gone maybe
you were walking down the sidewalk and just puked. didnt even stop or slow down and just kept going. i was so impressed i didnt even tell anyone you threw up on passing peoples shoes.
TURNS OUT they were both cheating. Like the Gift of the Magi except for shitty people
you blew the guy with all the harry potter paraphanelia didn't you
Randomize
