Remember that sex scene from American Psycho?
Ya, why?
We should try that some time.
guess who came home with a hottie last night
Def drugged
Yeah i'm definitely friends with drunk kyle, not sober kyle.
You'll be proud of me
Who did you not have sex with
Damn it...you know me too well
im using the astroglide sample u sent me as a bookmark for the book im using to write my midterm paper. i need to get laid. bad.
The guy I fucked last night is well worth up the ass tuition. I just wish I could tell dad thanks!
Ok so now that we've actually had sex do I get the last name or are u really witness protection status?
I wanted him to come me this time. So I told him last time I was in the city I hit a lady on the head with an inflatable Santa Claus and just found out that the restraining order she requested against me was granted. We never hung out.
what's the least obnoxious place that i could barf on the bus?
You told me that you were as fast as lightning and you wanted to race me. Then you faceplanted after falling down the stairs.
I fell into a manhole last night, so there's that
Hey, it's not my fault that you had a shitty bed frame that couldn't handle the rough sex you're into.
His dog was laying on the bed and he said we could have sex as long as we didn't disturb his dog. My life is pathetic
I have done everything sexualally imaginable with that umpalumpa
well i can officially check "have sex in a prius" off my bucket list...
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