I like it. Barfy the gin-flavoured Assman
and the mascot is a pinecone. its really no surprise that people here dont get laid
Even if he doesn't call, at least I can say i fucked a mascot.
You kept telling me to "raw dog" your take home breathalyzer without the mouthpiece
Not only is it unacceptable to be bar hopping alone at 5 o'clock. It is definitely unacceptable to do so with a lobster
Well, it's either jungle juice or memory of the night... It's unfortunate I can't have both
Well there's nothing more unattractive them a naked, soft man crying
Oh good your over him
So your bra was hanging in the Christmas tree last night at some point I think
Sorry man, but I'd rather do drugs with strangers than watch sports with you. It's not personal, drugs always beat sports.
He took my virginity but also my remaining pizza. i dont know how to feel right now.
I just found a half a joint in my bed. . .don't know if this qualifies as a proud moment or a cry for help
yeah I woke up in jail with two different shoes on and neither of them were mine
I had to try on three different bathing suits to hide my boob hickies
His condition for us having sex was that I wore my show boots. #equestrianproblems
i just called dibs on the taxi driver at the bar that isnt drinking. im a grown up
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