People are allowed to visit it's just they can't be from Germany and have to wear masks.
My mouth tastes like defeat. Did he at least have money?
its official now. im not pissing on secret service cars with a senators inside anymore.
I tried making the sex a little better this time so right before I blew I yelled "ready or not here I come!"
And this is weird.. I feel slightly less depressed after shitting myself.
We did face masks and fucked...he really isn't gay, what they say about europeans is just true
Funny favor to ask you... can you ask James to ask Chris if he came in me ? Trying to assess whether or not I need plan B.
And she was like "I wanted you all for myself, to love you, and treat you like gold."... See this is why I shouldn't fuck Italian chicks...
At beerfest, hammered, going to try to not get naked in public but i cant make any promises
after last halloween when i met that 26yr old guy from russia who was hot until we madeout and he became obsessed with touching my forehead after the ecstasy he did and then tried to sell me pills from an m&m mini container, i think im staying away from parties downtown
I can't. I drank 10 years off my life last night. I need to reevaluate. Sorry.
My gynecologist just said "don't worry, this won't be as hard as…well…" A FUCKING SEX JOKE NO
woke with Taco Bell next to me in bed and people's shoe sizes written on my arm.
He has no idea I'm scrolling through Instagram while he's going down on me. I'm so bored.
You told me not to tell you found out you're pregnant..
Randomize
