That's your vagina. No one goes out and burns it
if you dont talk to me in person you cant text me
yeah, we don't understand. the wings losing for guys is like girls finding objects in their body..just weird and sad
don't read that magazine bro. I came in it
It's like a mixture of two words
"town" and "Im too drunk to spell right now"
I hope he didn't notice that my shirt was inside out when I told him I didn't have sex with the guy. Kind of a dead giveaway.
last night he took my thong off with his teeth... god bless champagne
I just remembered something. Did we really all flash the cab driver to get half off?
I have a fever. Last thing I need to do tonight is be elbow deep in old lady pussy.
He invites me over too FucK and i wind up eating 6 jimboys tacos with his roommates. While he waited in his room. Maybe next time
Look at all the pictures I have of us sucking on jello syringes.
Yo this huge scar on my head from the car accident is truly a vag magnet. Probably because I'm telling people I was attacked by a mountain lion and killed it with my bare hands. But hey when life gives you lemons, you use them to get pussy
To this day, I regret not having sex in the bathroom
wow. that really looks like a penis. not a top hat
And it only took a fake engagement ring, a condom and a bowl of weed
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