Do you think red sox nation has an official powerpoint template/memo format for resignations of manny support, bandwagon applications, and other official business?
i just sat at a stop sign for 10 minutes waiting for it to turn green. i need to STOP SMOKING THIS SHIT.
Anyone ask you how much a bj cost yet? That shirt is so whorish
Thats a flattering suggestion doug but lets be clear NO you may not put your face in my vagina just because ur not charging me a cover. sorry.
you were so drunk you slurred your pauses
I had a drunk dream I lived on a puppy farm. I hope this dream repeats every night of my life.
i ran around the party telling everyone that my favorite sexual position was also the only position that made me queef...i kept calling it the "double edged sword"
I've officially done it all, fucked a girl wearing a twister board. ABC parties are amazing!
thanks for not telling him i named my trumpet after his dick
I just sneezed glitter I JUST SNEEZED G LITTER I j u st SneeZED GLIT TER I DO NOT HAVE TIME FOR THIS AT ALL.
I just want to eat my penis shaped food in front of you and see how you feel about it.
I realize my mistake but don't you dare school me in cock, young man
Hold on gotta plunge the sink
Is that a euphemism for sex? Either way, have a good time
My moral compass kept pointing to his penis.
Can you pay somone's bail with a credit card or just cash? I feel like you would know this.
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