Who would have sex with her? She looks like she shops at baby gap
I think I might.. possibly.. like a Justin Bieber song.
I think you might... possibly... have sprouted a vagina.
He was in me and said I can't believe this happened because of facebook. MOOD KILLER.
It would be been irresponsible not to make cleaning the apartment into a drinking game
I ended up with a gash in my head from drunken dancing last night. I love life.
Just lifeguarded a kid's party hungover so I could afford to go out drinking tonight. Circle of life shit goin on here.
I just used my glow stick from the dance to find my way in the bathroom to puke. Who wants me on their corporate team
if you need to find her look her up on www.imastupidslut.org
.org?
yeah. they're non profit. helps them sleep at night.
Lets just say I chased with a burrito.
I put you to bed and you would not go unless I let you sleep with the vodka
Why did you make me get in the car with you and then not give me a ride? I woke up in a bar with a blanket on me.
Yeah you'd pretty much be ruined if you broke up with a guy like that and then had to return to the dating pool
I have no idea what to do with myself since we graduated.
I've just been napping and sexting all day.
only i would get cock blocked by a cop
So what we learned was that it doesn't matter how skinny the stripper is, if she sits on your knee with a torn acl for two hours it's going to swell up
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