The drink u got me is pineapple something w. Cigarete ashes in it.ima drink it anyway
Just woke up and stopped at the WaWa in Virginia. Had major morning wood and didn't try to hide it when walking around. So many awkward stares.
you drank a bottle of vodka and then while throwing up in my toilet you kept reminding me our hs reunion was in 2 yrs and it was time to start getting thin again anyway
so she sprained her ankle somehow and her friend had to carry her out while all 7 of us watched. do we even need to vote on that or is that automatic induction into the hall of shame?
she laid there and continued moaning loudly for like 10 minutes after we were done, just so that her mom would be jealous
update: ifinallt managed t5o be in a. Horizontal position without throwing up... the snmall victories.
I'm sitting in front of a fan naked drinking Gatorade. Motherfucking hangover probs
We are magical, pot smoking, smart as hell, single as fuck, woodland dolphins.
Use "feeling words"
Yay
On Friday, can we drink like its Civil Wars times and the doctor's coming to saw off our gangreen infected legs?
Gotcha. How bad is it?
Well to compare it to something I would say it what's that walls would like inside the primate exhibit at the zoo after a group of monkeys finished throwing feces at each other all afternoon
Haha no we did it on his bed. Then rolled off into the bean bag. It was a strangely athletic performance on my behalf.
MY GOD DAMN TV STOPS WORKING EVERY TIME I AM THIS FUCKING HIGH. WHY MUST IT TORMENT ME?!
Grilled cheese and shark week. Unemployment done right.
Is it totally acceptable to fuck a co-worker even though we don't speak the same language?
Why do you even have to ask me that question
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