8:17pm: So, How was fun day?
1:15am: So I just woke up in my bed in my bathing suit... I don't remember getting into bed or dinner or anything after slip n slide that happened around five... I'd say fun day was a success
I wish I only lived at night.
i just made my gag reflex go away.
ok this is the part where i go up stairs and pass out incoherently untill 6 30 tommaorw morning and not rember any of this. love youuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuu!
Did we have sex last night or did we just wake up naked covered in oil?
I cant wait for your democrat phase to be over.
just once i'd like the "right thing" and the "topless thing" to be the SAME THING
I woke up with her little sister yelling "she's dead !!" from the bathroom doorway.
tonight were gonna drink champagne and watch girls put themselves in awkward position
Dude of course I want to. Your penis is beautiful.
Dude i'm still drunk and i'm feeding a raccoon cereal from my bedroom window
This morning when you were fucking me you said you'd go to the store and get me tampons and a 30 pack
Im going to seductively wisper "that butters my biscuit" in your ear
Lady at the airport across from me just pulled a cat out of her bag. can't deal with this right now..
I jerked off 12 hours ago exactly. I owe it to my penis to get laid.
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