Regardless thnx for trying to help out, I realize we are dealing w/ very stupid girls here
does he have a tent? the camping kind not the boner kind.
Sometimes to bang a cougar u gotta play wii With her kids
He threw up. He never throws up. It was like finding out superman cant fly anymore. I was so sad for him.
The last time you said "no one will know" is when you ran out of sprite at your birthday party and dumped a handle of straight up vodka into the jungle juice.
I tell myself every day I shouldn't be friends with you
Also, what is a socially acceptable way to introduce a crossbow in public?
It's kind of like, standing in a garage and pretending you're a car. Except you're naked.
Just got hit on by a 50 year old Englishman who is now swapping drunken racing stories with my mom. Live Mariachi band in the background. How's that for a wake?
Bro, she said my penis was the best thing to happen to her mouth since teeth.
They gave me patron and potatoes I couldn't say no
i definitely signed you up to receive text message notifications from a jukebox last night. Not even sorry.
I just fell down my stairs, guess that's how my sunday is gonna go
I'm experimenting with sincerity
Just ate 2 pieces of pizza in the shower.. New low or fuckin brilliant??
Randomize