he has officially spend more money on me than any other boy. and its all gone to plan b. awesome.
He passed out so we kept throwing water on him, he got excited and asked if we were at the wave pool.
Ever had blood in your semen? I am guessing that's a problem.
you know it's the perfect hook up when you don't have any friends in common with his girlfriend on facebook.
My vagina is depressed thinking about her future.
Have you fucked anyone in the hospital yet because obviously this illness isnt worth it unless you do. I MISS YOUR HEALTH
While running home from the bar in high heels I multi- tasked and sexted with Brent. Jesus.
she pretty much pinned my hand to her boob "on accident" for like 10 seconds before she moved. Waiting the rest of the night was just a formality.
Just saw the trailer for Spike Lee's version of Oldboy. They filmed a lot of it in A's building so like every scene features a place where I had or almost had sex. If oral counts then pretty much every scene.
They used the ice bucket from their room to drink beer from and called it the "Holy Grail"
Oh my god and he smells like heaven wrapped in a beard of knowledge
You jumped into so many bushes for no reason
Literally the fucking master of salvaging the possibility of a blow job whilst also crushing somebody's dreams.
I wanna riverboat gamble on your vaginal waters. Just sayin
Should I rub the neighbors amazon package in the dog shit they left on the front steps?
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