There is a man walking 2 goats through the city.
Bonus: only one of them was on a leash.
you kept spraying the cat with water and then telling it to "man up" when it cried
hapi new year, hope this year brings u happiness and lots of sexi people ;)
stop writing like that.
laughing at 16 and pregnant while fucking w/o a condom....
i always knew you were classy
Making the executive decision for drunk you to not sleep in the lofted bed that has no ladder
so high and i think i just ordered a magic bullet.
did you call within the first 18 minutes? can i have the free one?
How can you turn a kayak date down? I'M TALKING RIVER HEAD HERE.
You know this who 'I show my love by being a total dick' thing is getting old, right?
I get hit on by the prison guards every time i go to see him. Seriously.
Hey sorry for being annoying last night, I just realized how many times I yelled "JORDAN!" during and after playing pong.
He was eating my ass and came up for air, I almost choked laughing because he had a toilet paper cling on stuck in his mustache
Tent sex on an air mattress requires balance and flexibility. Not for the faint of heart
You had a good week dude, you bought a motorcycle and a beer bong with ur parents money, missed 2 classes, and ran from security twice, good first 2 days to college
no, it was more of an i-don't-think-he-even-knows-what-a-clitoris-is, bad.
First day of school is awesome. I get to meet my students and figure out which of their mothers I’ I’m going to bang
Randomize
