so howd the 'mom i only play with condoms' conversation go?
You cheat on me once, shame on me. You cheat on me with a white girl, it's fucking over
the line at the liquor store is out the door, and students in line are high-fiving like crazy...i love college snow days
We fucked standing up with my right leg over his shoulder. Thank you mom and dad for having once enrolled me in gymnastics. It has finally paid off
Someone will be leaving this trip either pregnant or devastated.
My dinner guests were so drunk they never realized that I inadvertantly put Frosted Mini Wheats on the salad instead of crutons.
I had sex on an exercise ball. The inevitable has occurred.
Also, I threw up on the playground again. I've honestly had more fun there this past summer than I did in my entire childhood.
I swear my vagina formed calluses just to deal with how big he is
No exaggeration. At the gas station she handed me the mop from over the counter and told me that's my last drink of the night
begin the sex magic rocket ship countdown
Yup he definitely fell asleep. I'm trying to bone an old man
It's one am and you're asking me if you should buy a plane ticket for a booty call.
My concern for you and peanut butter is the reason I am still awake.
There's no triumph quite like finally banging your high school boyfriend 6 years later
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