she definitely has that "I'll bang you, but then I'll tell your girlfriend" look to her.
i do not condone bathtub ky wrestling
I am full of burrito and curiosity
We just found a knife wedged in between the cushions on the couch you guys fucked on...why is this?
You said that "grilled cheese was much to complex" and started to throw the buttered bread at the wall while eating all the cheese.
Nothing says never again like hurling in the shower.
I think animal control just caught me smoking a bowl on the back porch. Do they have any say in this matter?? Haha
don't care how drunk i am. my dick was like "nope, not doing it, you can't make me and i was like oh yes i can"
I think you just have to raise your bang age from 40 to 50, hope dust doesn't fly out and make her say tony danza
Im going to hell I gave him a handjob on the plane next, to an old guy playing video games on his iPad, on good friday.
We almost got stabbed in the nuts last night. Don't worry, we're alright.
So...I maybe walked across campus last night with my life size Joe Biden cut out.
I don't care how hot he is. I will not strip for him to country music.
You wouldnt listen to us when we told you there was no place that was selling girlscout cookies at 4:30am...
why the hell are you crying over taco bell?
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