What kind of soap washes out shame, bad decisions, and whiskey?
Irish Spring?
just opened a can of spagetti o's with a butter knife. the things u will do for food when ur stoned.
she peed. on the sidewalk. it is 2 pm. Help.
James and whatshisface bought me drunks. I am drinks.
If you're trying to subtly tell me that I look like Connie Chung, just stop it. I already know.
I'm ashamed of you 12 hours later and 200 miles away
she keeps giving me cups of everbeer.. its everclear and beer mixed. i guess its blackout or backout time
If I die I have 2 requests one a viking funeral prye and 2 I want you to take over my facebook and haunt the fuck out of everyone
I wish I could just hang out in ERs.
I'm pretty sure "tag teaming" and "looking for stability" are not synonymous.
Not yet.
You told the cop FUCK YOU AND YOUR TASER, i dont think he appricaited that
Just consider it? What else do you have going on today that could be as awesome as a day full of lord of the rings and sex?
She's high and screaming MEREDITH IS A WHORE
As I was blowing him, he proceeded to tell me that his friend who I blew years ago gave me a five star review on my BJ skills. And, he agrees.
Atta girl.
My dad is sitting where you rode me
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