im over her. I got weed and youtube. everything i could ever ask for.
So, halfway through sex he stops and starts crying. He said he's worried god hates him for all his bad decisions...think he meant to imply I was one of them...
We're friends. And when I drunkenly send u a pic of my left testicle i would appreciate a response.
I hope his life after cheating on me is as good as Tiger's golf game is these days.
should my break up email to my English professor be in MLA format?
After three games of beer pong ending in victory by death cup, all four of us bonded in the fact that we all slept with the girl's boyfriend at some point in time in the past year. She had no idea.
You're just horny.
Yea, and? I appreciate you as a person too if that helps.
He went down on me while I had rollers in my hair. I've never felt more like a lady.
tell me why they applauded then the bartender locked himself in the bathroom when i walked into the bar today ????
Well we get the HIV results on my birthday haha. It'll be like happy birthday kid, you have AIDS.
Also can you rate on a scale of zero to jesus restraining order christ how creepy it is that he found a porn star that looks like me and has watched all the porn that she's been in
No gifts needed, but if you have fireworks or weed that'd be good.
Some nice lady just gave me a beer out of her purse. I love youth hockey
I'm way too sober and people are way too heterosexual
So hypothetically speaking.. say someone dropped their birth control pill in a hot bowl of soup, and it possibly disintegrated.. would it be just as useful?
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