dude your alot more fun to hang out around now that your addicted to coke...but seriously you need to stop
You taught me that having a dip while u shit is awesome. I appreciate u for that
just hang any plant up and call it mistletoe.
She just said, "are my livers going to die?"
your drunk ass trust falled a guy double fisting bud limes and as a result your head bounced off the patio table. So that might explain the stitches on the back of your head.
You know it's a good party when even the dealers were too fucked up. Just found and counted 140 E pills I found in a bag in the couch. Just paid for weed this month.
I IMAGINED YOU YELLING SURPRISE WITH JAZZ HANDS. AND I LOVE YOU FOREVER
There's jello in my purse I have a mysterious glow stick and didn't sleep with anyone my god I'm 3 for 3 tonight
Unless you're gonna start buying my underwear, you have got to stop ripping it off of me.
Did you really get up in the middle of a tattoo to go get Taco Bell?
I'm coming right back.
I guess I was blacked out I hopped a fence and hugged a cow that night.
Let me know. Show me one boob if yes. 2 if no
Another guy on Tinder just asked about "the hotter girl" in my pictures. I fucking hate being your friend.
DO NOT TOUCH THE SOAP ITS HAD SOME UNORTHODOX USES WITHIN THE PAST 15 HOURS
Last night I drank three beers and threw up in a tree house. I am ashamed.
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