Excuse me do you have gonnorhea?
He is such a slut. More and more my type.
Is it wrong to scream your own name when about to bust?
just saw someone puke all over a michigan fan. he didn't even flinch.
So, I found out he was eating a jolly rancher while eating me out.. Hence the yeast infection.
I am too drunk to deal with your everything. Reread this everytime you feel the need to talk to me.
It is officially Christmas time in Chicago. There's a drunk hobo on the CTA singing the first 2 lines of Frosty the Snowman over and over and over.
It's gay pride, I'm in my EMT uniform getting more girls than your straight ass ever will..
He must have found my secret supply of blow and took a bump before we left the house. Rude.
He could of at least asked
lesbians are really intense tho, she made me take her eye makeup off and told me she was going to eat me for breakfast
That said I did get head on the roof of a 15 story building which, regardless of quality, is still cool
Well I want to be mistreated and called a slut and finger banged
But I guess hugs would be nice
I'm shotgunning a meatball sub and watching flip or flop. i have reached a new level of singledom.
Hypothetically, I throw a party and my ex-boyfriend and my current fuck buddy are in the same house... what should I do?
How many beds are in the house? Hypothetically...
i feel like if my pee,blood, or vomit is on it...it should belong to me by default. can we make that a rule?
Randomize
