i thought she was just hairy. i didn't know she was also a man.
And the cops told us we were all naked.
At some point last night was I riding a garbage can.. Things are starting to come back to me
It's like my butt was the only innocence I had left and now I don't even have that.
No, its ok. Im playing strip pretty pretty princess im currently dueling for the crown
Ice cream after masturbating>masturbating any other time
We're bowling witha frozen turkey in the hallway...ur missing out
Woke up in time for my 8:15
Good for you I'm impressed
I realized 10 minutes in it was a class from last semester
I am too high to deal with coming home to 11 naked people in my living room
third nipple confirmed
It's like sexual waterboarding. You gave me sex so good I'm comparing it to torture. Jesus.
A good drinking club with a running problem, improves endurance in both I have observed this evening.
2 for 1 beer results in multiples of 2 so what should be a beer or two becomes 4 or 6. But running, alleviates the need for a DD.
Nothing too major over here lately. Just had a date with an ex-internet porn star turned lawyer. He said: "at my 3rd burning man I taught a workshop on BDSM" and I knew it was going to be a fun night.
That's probably why white girls drink so much espresso. Piledriving coke and vodka crans takes a fucking toll man
While walking to class I was handed a red bull, condoms, and a mini bible. I love my school.
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