i don't know her name but she is cooking me brkfst then helpin me find my car.
she hot?
i don't wanna talk about it
dude you have to find out what a girl's name is before you sleep with her. if her name is debbie she's boring, if her name is lauren she's an overrated hoebag, if her name is meagan she gived bad head.
Just used my last prints at the library for brackets instead of final reviews. Hello March.
We were messing around at his place it was going fine until he said, "I'm going to cum, hand me the shot glass"
he threw up in a solo cup, then washed it out and used it to play flip cup. Im not sure if thats resourceful or disgusting.
ERIN AND I ARE GETTING MATCHING VIBRATORS. I'M PEER PRESSURING YOU INTO JOINING THE CLUB. Besides we're the three best friends that anyone could have, you better not ruin that by being a pussy and not treating your pussy to awesomeness. That is all.
So do you want to hear how I got the hickey first, or how I got the black eye?
He's not replying to my booty call. Like wtf. You have ONE PURPOSE IN LIFE.
im watching blue is the warmest color at the music box and this dude is literally masturbating 3 feet in front of me
Again. I'm very sorry I tried to poke your eye out. You've been aware of my inability to aim since day one.
You tried to wave to Meg on Family Guy and got upset because she wasn't waving back
Molly was fun. I was in a captain planet onesie in Wal-Mart talking to everyone haha
Ok, now help me add to my topless picture collection, i'm going to make myself a calendar
All of my friends are hooking up and here I am, the lone asexual, looking for someone to eat these tostitos with me.
We literally laid down in the back of my car and had sex in a parking lot and it was in the top 3 best moral-less decisions I've made.
Randomize
