So is it bad that I'm using this 21 year old for his hot bod and utter naivety?
No its what 21 year olds are made for
Adam has been drinking
Who has his phone
Adam does
There is now a Twilight themed dildo. What do YOU want for christmas??
we watched a tutorial on how to do guidette makeup
Have you ever seen an entire lecture hall fist pump? It's magical.
You were rubbing sand all over yourself and everyone else and claiming you were "EXFOLIATING."
at what point did you think saran wrap was a better alternative to shoes?
he was gone before i woke up. left a pee stain, phone number, note and $20 for sheets. safe to say i will not be calling.
I believe I can fly has to be one of the most inspirational songs of our time. Seriously R. Kelly nailed it
Then he went and peed on those teenagers.
Still stoned. I like your bong. It can stay. No others, though.
It has moved into the cliche "thin line between love and hate" real quick. With her. Not Taco Bell.
I just found your ripped underwear on my chandelier. Care to explain?
You are the human incarnation of a drinking problem
I just dropped a chicken nugget on the floor and seriously prayed that it would be ok....I think this job is making me crazy.
I just wiped my butthole and there was glitter down there.
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