I mean a good dj is a huge turn on
I just paid $5 for a shot of el toro and the bartender wasn't even hot. Rock bottom.
My roommate found me crawling down the hallway as she was on her way to her morning class. Its time for a new semester.
sleazy september. first one with mono loses.
come back what if one of your parents walks in and im just sitting here eating a cheesesteak without you
Lmao the neighbor heard yall last night She wanted me to tell you way to finish strong
Please tell me why your entire hallway smells like microwaved condoms.
This guy on the bus keeps leaning over and sniffing my hair.
Its like he woke the dragon, and the dragon is hungry for a good dick.
Whatever. I am not explaining the physics of my dick slapping.
Dude...I slept walked to the free condom bin in the lounge last night. I don't know why.
the police report says i screamed sanctuary from a jungle gym at the playground when they caught up with us, obviously they disregarded international law.
I woke up this morning wearing his boxers as a shirt
I wanna suck that fisherman's dick.
I was having a dream that I was swimming in a pool filled with melted chocolate but woke up to find I had poured chocolate milk all over my body
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