I never thought I would get head to the lion king soundtrack
I saw a girl walking around campus with bandages on both her knees. I need to get her number.
You made a list of reasons why you should be on fear factor. You came up with 2 reasons: "I like fear" and "I am fear"
I'd like to personally thank you for not letting anyone puke in any of the salad bowls this time
You tried telling the RA that girl you brought home was your mom...
Maybe STDs were invented to keep stupid people from having kids.
He got completely naked and is now just standee there next to my bed poking at my hamster. Why can't I get sex the normal way.
Is there a particular reason why everyone is now calling you Butt Doctor?
I have bite marks all over my ass. Is that an acceptable excuse for missing class?
She walked out and announced that he was now part of our confused, incestuous, glorious eskimo family. I've never been more proud.
Campus is too small for this to keep happening
I'm not wearing pants, but I'm wearing a tiara.
Maybe you should slow down tonight...
KINGS DON'T NEED ADVICE FROM LITTLE HORN-BILLS FOR A START
He has a bear rug in his room. I'm going to ask if we can have sex on it. Wilderness sex.
Sometimes I get confused on who I really actually know and who's lives I just know everything about via internet. Its a fine line
ugffhh I have work in 4 hours and have recieved zero sleep, seeing that I'm trapped in the arms of a snoring bear man. can't. breathe. lost in the forestry of his chest hair.
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