the third sister isn't as attractive as the other two but I will do her anyway to finally pull off the fabled family hat trick.
craigslist faux pas number 857, just got head in a disability bus.
Sarah Palin just got hired for Fox News. Watch out Jersey Shore... there's a new drinking game in town
The more I hate his personality, the more I love his penis.
Please don't die.. At a gay bar... On a Wednesday. Obituaries are not allowed to be that entertaining.
In all fairness I didnt see your dick because it was already in her
I come back upstairs and there he was sitting in a speedo. He handed me a blanket and said "let's cuddle" how is this real life?
pretty sure I just got a "sorry I have a new boyfriend" blow job. Confused, but totally ok with it.
I dressed up as a breathalyzer test for Halloween; never had so many straight dudes blow me before!
Look outside and see if the septic tank explodes when I flush this.
The cleaning lady has moved my vibrator twice now so I would say I'm pretty ready to move out.
the reputation of my dick game is on the line. You're killing the team, here, G
I took out the emergency phone in the elevator and replaced it with a bottle of vodka. The game is simple, do a shot for the number of the floor you're going to. Best suggestion box tip ever.
I'm not saying i'm drunk
But i'm drunk.
You don’t need a wing man if you have a solid hook up on the pumpkin pie
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