i was unaware that anal sex sometimes ends with shit on the bed.
Her vagina should come with caution tape.
Can we progress our friendship to a point where i'm at least granted a blowjob allowance?
There's a girl at 7-11 apologizing for her behavior and asking if she can get her shoes back.
Is it physically possible to shit out my own bone marrow? Because if not, then I need to see a doctor immediately.
open bar reception. dayglow. pray for me
Pregnancy scare over. Let the cockfest begin.
Remember when we saw my neighbor taking dick pics of himself? He's back at it!
Some kid just popped open a giant PBR and walked into his final...
maybe one of us should just pity fuck him and get it over with.
He is a sweet angel sent from dick heaven!
...is this motivational speaking, or sexting? It's getting hard to tell.
Will u make me a "6 month anniversary of being single" cake??? I wanna celebrate
Hiding in a kitchen with no pants orange juice abs a pillow...please joun
I haye tequella
He ran out to tell us that somebody flooded the bathroom, then went back in there fell on his ass and asked why the floor was wet
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