dats a huuuuuge bitch!
who is this????
am i morally bankrupt?
no. its just the recession
Oh and I watched laurens last episode on the hills. its been an emotional day
I assumed she put out when I heard her friend call her "dickbutt"
The boys are giving me the exam answers and I don't even have to expose my body..yayy engineering!
Don't remember much from last night, but I recall slipping you the tounge. For that I apologize
You are missing out on the best boobs in town right now
She barfed in the corner of the baby pool. Then she yelled "it's okay" repeatedly while trying to scoop it out.
I'm not sure what happened. But I must have won because I obviously stole two full pitchers of beer from the bar and taped a note on them saying "your welcome"
I have decided that today will be all about indulgence and hedonism.
somebody should make me the poster child for not drinking everclear..
we just smoked for like ten hours and got froyo. not a bad start to the weekend.
How do you tell a vegan you want him to stuff you like a turkey?
I WANNA SUCK HIS DICK ON A BOAT
What do you mean you haven’t had the fantasy of getting anally penetrated by a tentacle monster?
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