So I went into my gym pretty wasted and asked the trainer guy if i could order a cock meat sandwich. Needless to say, I'm canceling my membership tomorrow.
windsor, ontario is like a poor man's amsterdam
no, it is just poor
hows the new call of duty?
I only had sex with the game case so far, but that part was awesome.
Just bonged a beer from a vuvuzela...this place is only doing good for me
her bf's celebrating 10 yrs of service at kfc...it's safe to say all the good men are taken
im proctoring the SATs right now and im still drunk from last night. i really wanna tell these kids that this fucking test doest mean shit and they will just be constantly drunk once in college.
Either call me back or tell me you're in jail. For fucks sake. If this is a cop, just help out. national league.
you two really need to work out your issues. my vagina can't handle another week of your pent up frustrations.
He blacked out at the first bar and passed out at the second...we just carried him to bar three and four and sat him in the lounge chairs, he said we're amazing
did the fire alarm go off at the party last night I kind of remember a fire alarm noise
omg omg i ripped it out of the ceiling omg
Do you think I shall pursue this journey to the center if the dick?
I just had to call my mom to come pick me up stoned at a Lana's house and beg her to buy me Taco Bell. I'm graduating from college in 14 hours. Fuck
I drove them away with my sparkling personality and LOTR references.
This Asian instant coffee I found in ur kitchen is like crack. Who knew I could feel my heart beating in my asshole after one cup of this happiness.
I have serious attachment issues. I just realized how long its been since ive smoked out of my bong and I feel guilty for dis owning it this week
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