So she said she wears a diaper when she's on her period and I'm not going to lie, I kind of want to see the diaper.
i hate this class. from the way they're all staring you would think they've never seen a girl in basketball shorts, heels and sunglasses.
Talk about the highs and lows of a night out: had a threesome, then got robbed at knifepoint.
You were wasted and fell in a pond when you met him, it's not like you were on top of your game
Heating the house with the oven may not be safe but at least it's always preheated
If I don't have herpes this will be the single greatest day of my life
I think you can do her, she seemed pretty set for revenge the second time her boyfrind high fives her in the face.
the boys love us. they call us "the stoner girl suite down the hall". not very inspired, but flattering nonetheless
Just know I'm having fun but I still have my motor functions.
That all sounds beautiful. All I have to offer is my shining personality, extensive amounts of space knowledge, and I hear I am pretty not sucky at sucking dick
Alvin just won tickets on the radio. I guess he's out of jail.
Your final is gonna be as easy for you as getting into straight girls' pants is for me.
dont know if she was trying to start a lawnmower or jerk me off. still wasnt to bad though
I told you I couldn't sleep because of the speed and you rolled over and replied "shh. just pretend."
I just lived through a real life episode of jersey shore.
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