That was rough. We had a 50% puke rate and 100% still drunk rate at lunch
didn't have any spoons so I beer bonged my chicken noodle soup. I fucking love camping.
he made me scream out "#24" while we fucked...no more football players
I feel like somehow my uterus ended up in my ribcage from all the keg stands i did last night..
im failing my bio class b/c he booty calls me wednesday nights at 6 like clockwork
You were in subway at 3am showing everyone your tan lines
I projectile vomited in his sisters room where the toiled would have been if it were the bathroom.
is it weird that I didn't think he was hot last night when I was making out with him but right now I'm Facebook stalking him and think he's really attractive??
your beer goggles are on backwards.
he ate me out like 4 times and told me that my vagina "was too much fun".
The best part about passing out on the floor was the fact that when I pissed myself, I didn't piss the bed again.
I'm hoping that by this time next year we will be smoking some weed at a gay wedding, asking "Mitt who?"
So question... If I'm sexting with uncircumcised guy, do I have to add *then i gently pull your foreskin down*?
Just so you know, I woke up with 2 oven mits in my bed and no clothes on.
Why do we always have to be the people who get blamed for animal intoxication incidents?
Clearly the Stanley Cup Finals good luck hand job IS necessary. You let the whole team down.
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